Just How Much Wargaming Crap Do We Need?

No, those aren't school books the fat cat is modeling.  It's Marines.

(Are words really needed for this post?)


CounterFett said...

I especially like the rhino-on-a-Valkyrie-counts-as-stormraven on that one shelf.

sonsoftaurus said...

Thanks Brent. I don't feel quite as bad now.

Hashshashin: said...

Honestly, at first I thought: man this guy is organized! But after seeing all the pics is was kinda like I dont feel so bad becuase thats about the level of organization I have down in the dungeon with my stuff.

Yeah, occasionally the addiction meets geek-OCD reality of what it means to be a Taletop wargmer sinks in and I think about the money time and etc, and then realize I could actually be a ninja master if I took up ninjitsu insted of 40k when I was 12 or whatever... But thats the choses we live with...

...Ooh there's new models coming out, better go feed the monkey!

Granesh said...

*cracks whip* Less slacking, more painting! Hee-yaw! Diggin all the hobby stuff here, might be time to throw some stuff onto eBay and fund your Brotherhood some more!


Evil Homer said...

So glad I spent the year getting my hobby under control. So very glad.

Crazy Red Praetorian said...

That red bag, tell me more about that red bag. I need to know more about the red bag.....

AbusePuppy said...

Only two Screamer-Killers? Come on, mang, get with the program!

(Sell me your Screamer-Killers!)

Lantz Witha Z said...

The Hershey's bar is pretty important.

SinSynn said...

Why you gotta go and make me all jelly, Brent?

Resentful hugs and gropings.

Von said...

"Thanks Brent. I don't feel quite as bad now."

I, on the other hand, feel marvellous. Vindicated, even.

Dethtron said...

a) expect a post of profound oneupsmanship shortly

b) what did the Sphinx ever do to the Stormbuster to deserve a strafing run right at its face? Bad enough Nazis shot its nose off

Reid said...

Haha ridiculous. I have a lot of stuff, but it's not nearly as bad as this.

Dethtron said...

oh Brent... just so you know, and because you don't respond to comments, it's officially on old school style. You may want to check out Dick Move

TheKing Elessar said...

I love how when I did a similar post about moving house, no-one cared...:<

Kevin said...

Awesome cat!

Cloudhammer said...

Well, I think I better go thaw out hell, finally found someone who has more models than I do. Also, thanks for adding Fist and Fang to the roster Brent

OverwatchCNC said...

I was going to say "There can never be enough!!" But I can no longer say that in good conscience after what I just witnessed. You have a problem, an amazing plastic, paint, glue, card board, metal, resin, dice, measureing tape, and competitive problem :)

Dave Garbe said...

OK Brent, because you started it!

(A new favorite!) Anon: I haven’t even bothered playing a game of 6th yet, cause I have read the rules, and actually understand how they interact with units. I know my armies no longer function how they should, and so I need to change them.

Strictly Average: 'cause 6-inches is all you get.

Stalking Jawaballs since 2009.

Jawaballs: "My butt just tightened up."

Brent, preferred 2-to-1 over Not Brent in a recent, scientific poll.

Brent: emptied the Kool Aid and DRINKING YOUR MILKSHAKE with an extra-long straw.

Unicorns don't exist.

Home of the Stormbuster, the Dyson Pattern Storm Raven.

I'm a comment whore and this whore is getting no play.

Not Brent hurts Brent's feelings.

I think, therefore I blog.

"You should stop writing for everyone else and worry about your crappy blog." - Anon.

Not Brent has been spotted lurking around with a green marker.

He's not like a bad guy from a cartoon, all devious but never quite evil, Not Brent is bad beans, man, bad beans.

Dethtron: "Again I feel obliged to remind you that trying to sound smart only works if you are."

MVB: "I am not one to join the unwashed masses of self-titled 40k experts out there distributing advice from their blogs about exactly how your list should be built..."

Shiner Bock on tap: that's how I choose hotels.

Strictly Average: The Home of Hugs and Gropings.

Don't feed the trolls!

MoD: "Welcome to Brent's head."

Competitive is Consistent.

Dethtron: "...you could use that extra time to figure out a way to get your panties unbunched and perform a sandectomy on your vagina."

Dethtron: “When calling someone an idiot, it's generally best to avoid making grammatical mistakes.”

Warboss Stalin: "You know, if it actually WAS funny, maybe I wouldn't mind."

Mike Brandt: "It's not a successful bachelor party if you don't misplace someone".

"The Master Manipulator (every store needs one): "...now, enough stroking."

Kirby: "I don't know about gropings. Seriously, Brent, keep it in the pants, please."

Loquacious: "No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get Hugs & Gropings or Stalks Jawaballs into Brent's little tribute."

Captain Kellen: "I rate this article a Brent on the Faith Hill to Nancy Pelosi scale!"

Drathmere: "Come for the balls, stay for the Brent? Kind of disturbing, man."

Go no further, lest thee see something thine eyes would fain look past!

Isabelle: "So, thank you for supporting your local and not so local unicorns. A noble gesture like that can show some scared kids out there that they don't have to hide from everyone and it's ok to be who they really are."

There is nothing more interesting than We The People... in all our beautiful, ugly glory!

On Internet Advice: You see, I have an almost religious belief that's it's a huge, colossal waste of time.

...I think I'll call it the Gun Shy Pattern Stormbuster, because after the Internet destroyed my first humble effort, I find I'm a bit worried about the reaction to this one.

Lauby: "Is it left over from that time you thought that you could just complete step one 12 times to meet the mandates of that court order?"

Not Brent: "I guess we'll have to read on and find out. Signed, Not Brent. Especially today."

Cynthia Davis: "I think the scrolling text is from Glen Beck's new book."

Grimaldi: "Spamming certain units creates interesting possibilities but also fatal weaknesses."

Purgatus: "Math can inform decisions. It cannot make decisions."

Thoughts? Comments? Hugs and gropings?

You'd be that much quicker to figure out what I mean when I refer to a Unicorn if I covered it in a rainbow flag.

SinSynn: (To Brent) "Curse you and your insidious influence on the internets..."

Dave G (N++): "You know you're an internet celebrity when your following is more akin to tabloids."

I prefer the term Internet Personality (or IP) myself, seeing as how I coined it.

Lauby: "Your attempt to humanize him as failed. I feel nothing but scorn for his beard - it's like a warcrime or something."

BBF: "I've always thought you are a good player but I finally figured out that you are a great player. It's hard to see sometimes because your personality is engaging, sincere and quite charming - to me that is kind of a rare combination."

'Clearly cheating?' I didn't misspeak: you jumped to conclusions. If you'd like to apologize I'll be happy to send you an autographed picture of my ass.


I thought I was doing alright before I realized I was losing.

Age and treachery beats youth and vigor every time.

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