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7.16.2011

Top X: Me and My Lauby

I have to say, Lauby from Lauby Industries and the House of Paincakes knows what it takes to make me a very happy man.

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3.17.2011

House of Paincakes Competition

So you know, my Empty Digital Headache peeks into the House of Paincakes on a daily basis - and not just to check out the specials! (Ever notice the motto changes every time you reload the page? That's special! I think they stole the idea from my scrolling marquee, but that's just me - I'm bitter and green!)

The House of Paincakes is a super-cool and mega-awesome blog, as evidenced by its place in my Big Boys Blog Roll, but honestly it's primarily a place for blogs to congregate and rub shoulders. At the HoP foul language has the Parental Stamp of Approval, so sign up already you consenting adults out there.

So why am I whoring my not inconsiderable services passing along this digital reach around? Because Lauby and Dethtron, the mad geniuses behind the House of Paincakes, are putting on a competition - and YOU could win!

Details can be found HERE. <-------- No, there!

Bottom line? The HoP is big enough to support FOUR blog rolls... so what's going to replace Original and Extra Crispy?

You decide!

Brent (Not Brent)

PS: I want to thank hyv3mynd for his response to my begging and pleading request for help. I've asked permission to repost the article here but I can't help but drop a link for those who just can't wait.

Check it OUT. <-------- No, there! His blog is in its new home in my Read Up to Keep Up Blog Roll, so visit often!

8.23.2010

The House of Paincakes is Open for Business!

Brent's not around, is he? Good - let's chat!

Have you heard about the House of Paincakes? All you need to know is the cool kids all hang out at the House of Paincakes, drinking spiked coffee and using foul language.

You wanna be cool, don't you?

Many of your favorite Internet Personalities have already joined the rolls and will be providing articles and advice. Brent's not cool enough for the HoP, but I've already agreed to steal his new series Read Up to Keep Up, and that's just the tip...

Heh. Just the tip!

...of the iceberg. What did you think I was going to say? You've got a dirty, dirty mind.

You'll fit right in! What are you still here for? Go check it out!

...

What's going on here - where's everyone going? Hello?

(A new favorite!) Anon: I haven’t even bothered playing a game of 6th yet, cause I have read the rules, and actually understand how they interact with units. I know my armies no longer function how they should, and so I need to change them.

Strictly Average: 'cause 6-inches is all you get.

Stalking Jawaballs since 2009.

Jawaballs: "My butt just tightened up."

Brent, preferred 2-to-1 over Not Brent in a recent, scientific poll.

Brent: emptied the Kool Aid and DRINKING YOUR MILKSHAKE with an extra-long straw.

Unicorns don't exist.

Home of the Stormbuster, the Dyson Pattern Storm Raven.

I'm a comment whore and this whore is getting no play.

Not Brent hurts Brent's feelings.

I think, therefore I blog.

"You should stop writing for everyone else and worry about your crappy blog." - Anon.

Not Brent has been spotted lurking around with a green marker.

He's not like a bad guy from a cartoon, all devious but never quite evil, Not Brent is bad beans, man, bad beans.

Dethtron: "Again I feel obliged to remind you that trying to sound smart only works if you are."

MVB: "I am not one to join the unwashed masses of self-titled 40k experts out there distributing advice from their blogs about exactly how your list should be built..."

Shiner Bock on tap: that's how I choose hotels.

Strictly Average: The Home of Hugs and Gropings.

Don't feed the trolls!

MoD: "Welcome to Brent's head."

Competitive is Consistent.

Dethtron: "...you could use that extra time to figure out a way to get your panties unbunched and perform a sandectomy on your vagina."

Dethtron: “When calling someone an idiot, it's generally best to avoid making grammatical mistakes.”

Warboss Stalin: "You know, if it actually WAS funny, maybe I wouldn't mind."

Mike Brandt: "It's not a successful bachelor party if you don't misplace someone".

"The Master Manipulator (every store needs one): "...now, enough stroking."

Kirby: "I don't know about gropings. Seriously, Brent, keep it in the pants, please."

Loquacious: "No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get Hugs & Gropings or Stalks Jawaballs into Brent's little tribute."

Captain Kellen: "I rate this article a Brent on the Faith Hill to Nancy Pelosi scale!"

Drathmere: "Come for the balls, stay for the Brent? Kind of disturbing, man."

Go no further, lest thee see something thine eyes would fain look past!

Isabelle: "So, thank you for supporting your local and not so local unicorns. A noble gesture like that can show some scared kids out there that they don't have to hide from everyone and it's ok to be who they really are."

There is nothing more interesting than We The People... in all our beautiful, ugly glory!

On Internet Advice: You see, I have an almost religious belief that's it's a huge, colossal waste of time.

...I think I'll call it the Gun Shy Pattern Stormbuster, because after the Internet destroyed my first humble effort, I find I'm a bit worried about the reaction to this one.

Lauby: "Is it left over from that time you thought that you could just complete step one 12 times to meet the mandates of that court order?"

Not Brent: "I guess we'll have to read on and find out. Signed, Not Brent. Especially today."

Cynthia Davis: "I think the scrolling text is from Glen Beck's new book."

Grimaldi: "Spamming certain units creates interesting possibilities but also fatal weaknesses."

Purgatus: "Math can inform decisions. It cannot make decisions."

Thoughts? Comments? Hugs and gropings?

You'd be that much quicker to figure out what I mean when I refer to a Unicorn if I covered it in a rainbow flag.

SinSynn: (To Brent) "Curse you and your insidious influence on the internets..."

Dave G (N++): "You know you're an internet celebrity when your following is more akin to tabloids."

I prefer the term Internet Personality (or IP) myself, seeing as how I coined it.

Lauby: "Your attempt to humanize him as failed. I feel nothing but scorn for his beard - it's like a warcrime or something."

BBF: "I've always thought you are a good player but I finally figured out that you are a great player. It's hard to see sometimes because your personality is engaging, sincere and quite charming - to me that is kind of a rare combination."

'Clearly cheating?' I didn't misspeak: you jumped to conclusions. If you'd like to apologize I'll be happy to send you an autographed picture of my ass.

Ass.

I thought I was doing alright before I realized I was losing.

Age and treachery beats youth and vigor every time.