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12.30.2010

Video Battle Report: Team Game Practice

It's been awhile since I've dropped a video battle report on an unsuspecting audience. We're practicing for a team tournament at the Comic Asylum, a new favorite venue in the Metroplex after the last trip Whit and I made. Anyway, it's me and Big Whit Vs the Mighty Mighty Carlos and the Professor.

The Professor made my job difficult, no doubt... he was extra chatty and constantly interrupted the video. Some of you will find it funny and some of you annoying. You've been warned. :)

11 comments:

OverCaffeinated said...: Thanks for the reminder, Brent. I hadn't looked that far in the calendar yet. Time to find a partner and get prepared.; December 30, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Darkwynn said...: SO MUCH ANGER!; December 30, 2010 at 10:43 AM
James Paladin said...: Silly Professor...trix are for kids.; December 30, 2010 at 11:07 AM
CalPerr said...: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/12/29/

Was that game really decided by the dice or did he get beat in street fighter and try to blame it on the controller.; December 30, 2010 at 11:19 AM
Beccas said...: Taking a blogging to a new level. Great stuff.; December 30, 2010 at 7:13 PM
Carlos said...: I like the way the lighting effect on that bunker is coming out. The game went horrible but that was to be expected. It doesn't seem as long when you condense it down to a 6 min video. Thanks fore the up load. The next game went a little better; I hope that one goes up soon.; December 30, 2010 at 8:00 PM
40K + T&A said...: Wonders at the difficulty people have against daemons...; December 31, 2010 at 7:23 AM
Master Manipulator (every store needs one) said...: I don't think it has anything to do with the video going to his head. This is pretty much him normally.

At least the video wasn't filled with him ignoring everything around him to text.; December 31, 2010 at 7:47 AM
Rodney said...: Do I spy an adventure time hat?!; January 1, 2011 at 7:58 PM
Carlos said...: Why yes it is an Adventure Time hat. I got it for my B-day.; January 2, 2011 at 7:34 PM
Carlos said...: Oh yeah and he was texting and ignoring everything around him. I think he missed his Ritalin pill that day.; January 2, 2011 at 7:37 PM

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Video Battle Report: Team Game Practice

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