12.19.2010

Brotherhood Update: Bjorn the Fell-Claw

As many of you know, I'm a huge fan of the old stuff - it doesn't hold a candle to the new but it has tons of character.  This is the old Chaos Dreadnought, RTB-1 era.

Naturally it was purchased and set aside for my Brotherhood project!  I'm going to use it as a Counts-As Bjorn, complete with Plasma Cannon and a bad attitude.








17 comments:

GDMNW said...

Now THAT is what you call a classic miniature. I was involved in the hobby when those guys were walking around.

The earliest dreads I recall are the ones from space crusade.

It's an awesome paint job too. I love the base. The trickle of blood is fab.

Fridge said...

Truly a classic miniature, and a great paintjob!

It will never cease to amaze me how much this dread reminds me of the old Tyranids.

b.smoove said...

That is one beautiful, quirky miniature. Amazing. and did I mention quirky...

Kris said...

I have three of those guys! I use them for Obliterators in my Plague Marine Chaos army.

An Enemy said...

Whats with the red rocket?

Grimnar Angband said...

BJORN THE HELL-HANDED!!!

Big Whit said...

Red rocket, red rocket! That's awsome.
Doc what does it mean when I'm pissing blood?

Brent, this is so got to be a caption contest for BALS, or is it to rated R?

CalPerr said...

Maybe Im jaded and only like new stuff, but that looks like a silly tyranid kit-bash with a bloody penis-stump

Crazy Red Praetorian said...

I used to have a Dachsund that had a weiner like that. The little bastard got put on probation for getting the local bitches pregnant. He could climb hurricane fences...I shit you not. He was a regular hungdini.

hatchet said...

It's a wonderfully painted model but please, spay or neuter your dreadnoughts. If you don't hundreds of kittenoughts and puppynoughts will be forced into terrible lives because of the lack of good homes.

Porky said...

It's at least getting on for Chaotic, which is more than can be said for the just-add-spikes of today. Great posing and painting, in colour choice and execution.

Da Warboss said...

Cyber dog in heat

Brent said...

...

I have no idea what you people are talking about.

Could you be more clear? More descriptive maybe?

Obviously I'm missing something...

Gauthic said...

The dread's got a penis, Brent. It's practically got sirens on it.

Urban Dictionary: Red Rocket -- just in case you really don't know.

OverCaffeinated said...

This was most likely a Slaaneshi dreadnought in a previous life...I feel mildly violated just looking at it. *shudder*

Aside from the discomfort, you did a really great paint job and the blood on the base is perfect.

The_King_Elessar said...

Heh, penis. I love that model ,and have an unassembled one in one of my bitz boxes. Someday, I will find a use!

Zheilt said...

Is that a pee pee?

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