Hello, hello! Today on Honoring Battleforce Armies the Strictly Average Edition tm, we look at that most unimpressive of races, the Necrons.
Yes, the Necrons - proof GW should release yearly updates in order to sell more models. Hell, we'll settle for every three years, won't we boys and girls! Every five?
This army was painted in one week - gasp! One week? Yes, one week! It was painted in one week by Brent, our hero, preferred two-to-one over Not Brent in an absolutely scientific poll conducted by Dethtron.
We love Dethtron here at Honoring Battleforce Armies, the Strictly Average Edition tm. You should love anyone who's made a name for himself mocking everyone in long, involved parodies called Friday Night Fights. That's obviously a dude who'll take the time to put the boot to you but good. In an internet-oriented, trolling sorta way, of course - but dead is dead is dead.
Is dead. Here's the army.
That's right, including the Monolith - and wasn't that a great model, boys and girls? - this army is exactly 1850 points. Or was that 2000? Ah, what does it matter, it's a self-contained army!
So, how effective is it?
Mmm... let's appreciate the subtle green glow cast by the gauss weapons!
So how effective is it?
Er... boy, this whole army was painted in a week!
So how effective is the army?
Not very. It's a hobby army! Well, no it wasn't meant to be a hobby army. What's your point?
(The Point? To be continued...)
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