Brent's not around, is he? Good - let's chat!
Have you heard about the House of Paincakes? All you need to know is the cool kids all hang out at the House of Paincakes, drinking spiked coffee and using foul language.
You wanna be cool, don't you?
Many of your favorite Internet Personalities have already joined the rolls and will be providing articles and advice. Brent's not cool enough for the HoP, but I've already agreed to steal his new series Read Up to Keep Up, and that's just the tip...
Heh. Just the tip!
...of the iceberg. What did you think I was going to say? You've got a dirty, dirty mind.
You'll fit right in! What are you still here for? Go check it out!
What's going on here - where's everyone going? Hello?