Strictly Average: Video Battle Report: Tomb Kings vs Skaven

8.20.2010

Video Battle Report: Tomb Kings vs Skaven

Here's a first for Strictly Average, a Video Battle Report for Warhammer Fantasy. This game pits my Tomb Kings against Sam-I-Am and his Skaven.

We're still fairly new to Warhammer at the local game store, so forgive the unpainted miniatures and any mistakes we may have made.

Let me know what you think.

12 comments:

Master Manipulator (every store needs one) said...: Nice battle report.; August 20, 2010 at 12:38 PM
Herr Fernseher said...: It's amazing how much more subdued the batrep is when you film on a weekday! I liked it. Good job splicing in the photos. It made it to where we didn't even need you commentary. (That's not a suggestion!)

I also liked a preview of what I might see in tomorrow's tournament.; August 20, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Brent said...: Thank you!

(For those who may not know, that's the MM(esno)'s version of high praise. For example, I only show him a miniature I've painted if I'm prepared for the letdown - he's harsh, he is! The upside though: when he tells you something is good that's gospel.); August 20, 2010 at 12:42 PM
Mister Disco said...: I love seeing Fantasy content popping up everywhere. It makes me happy I want to see how everyone else is fairing and what is winning people games so I can get better. (That's the problem with getting massacres nonstop... Your not learning anything if you don't fail)

Anyway are you sure that wasn't sarcasm on MM(esno)'s part? Seems like Sarcasm to me...; August 20, 2010 at 12:56 PM
Master Manipulator (every store needs one) said...: It was really just a little less juvenile way of saying....First!; August 20, 2010 at 1:59 PM
Mister Disco said...: Lol, love it! I see why you have such a thing for MM(esno) Brent. I always wondered why you were always fawning over him.; August 20, 2010 at 3:50 PM
Dethtron said...: ughhh your voice :)

oh and seriously "goesser" was my word verification.

Goesser Dunkel ist eine von meinen Lieblingsbieren. Oesterreich- Fick Ja!; August 20, 2010 at 4:05 PM
Brent said...: Jenn... You know you just accused me of having a thing for the Master Manipulator (every store needs one).

That's wrong on so many levels.

Just because homo-erotic humor and ass-grabbing are encouraged art forms in the flgs doesn't mean anything.

Brent; August 20, 2010 at 5:33 PM
Mister Disco said...: Brent,

I figured the High voice had to come from somewhere.

And hey, I said nothing about Ass grabbing, don't project your fantasies on me. =D; August 20, 2010 at 7:04 PM
Brent said...: ...

What high voice?

:/; August 20, 2010 at 11:37 PM
Master Manipulator (every store needs one) said...: You know there is at least a slight man crush there...come on...you know it.

It's ok. I understand.; August 21, 2010 at 12:20 AM
Big Whit said...: Dethtron- MGD 64, because I have to watch my slim girlish figure. Das Stiefel!; August 22, 2010 at 10:24 AM

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Video Battle Report: Tomb Kings vs Skaven

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