I've been FNIF'd... Again!

Ah, Dethtron, he who is co-proprietor of the House of Paincakes and originator of the original anti-establishment blog Dick Move... what's up with THIS?

THIS being the week's Friday Night Internet Fights, that most glorious of long-standing Blogosphere traditions...

...and no, it doesn't take much to be long-standing; things move fast online.

Point being, when someone said, "Hey, did you know you were on Friday Night Internet Fights?" last night, I admit I was scared.

Does that make me less of a man?  (Yup.)

Go check it out folks.  If you feel the burning desire to vote for me, go for it!  Then you'll probably want to visit your doctor and get tested.  (Do they still use a giant Q-Tip?)

By the way, what's with the Avatar you used?  There's no resemblance there, I assure you.  Here's what I look like, captured in a moment of obvious surprise.

Blah, blah, blah.  Here's my mug.

And yea, the green is envy.


The_King_Elessar said...

I think there needs to be some sort of tally to see who's the most 'popular' entrant of FNIF...you've gotta be up there!

Emerald Rose Widow said...

lol, brent looks like a cool guy to me. And being scared doesn't make you less of a man, everyone gets scared silly.

CounterFett said...

I think it would either be TKE or Nikepheros, seems like one or the other of them is in every edition.

You're right though, Brent has to be up there. I've never been in one...I'm kinda proud of that.

Dethtron said...

1. I feel the resemblance w/ the avatar is uncanny

2. Brent surely is among the elite group that appears pretty regularly on FNIF- although if you really think about it, complete villains probably own the most appearances- seriously look how often some of the people fighting for the side of darkness show up and it's scary

Anonymous said...

You know the term crazy eyes? Well, Donnie had 'em. Brent does too.

TheGraveMind said...

Honestly that was one of the top three funniest FNIF I've read in a long time. Good to see there is still chaos on the internet.

The_King_Elessar said...

Shockingly, I've only featured twice, and once was intentional. lol

(A new favorite!) Anon: I haven’t even bothered playing a game of 6th yet, cause I have read the rules, and actually understand how they interact with units. I know my armies no longer function how they should, and so I need to change them.

Strictly Average: 'cause 6-inches is all you get.

Stalking Jawaballs since 2009.

Jawaballs: "My butt just tightened up."

Brent, preferred 2-to-1 over Not Brent in a recent, scientific poll.

Brent: emptied the Kool Aid and DRINKING YOUR MILKSHAKE with an extra-long straw.

Unicorns don't exist.

Home of the Stormbuster, the Dyson Pattern Storm Raven.

I'm a comment whore and this whore is getting no play.

Not Brent hurts Brent's feelings.

I think, therefore I blog.

"You should stop writing for everyone else and worry about your crappy blog." - Anon.

Not Brent has been spotted lurking around with a green marker.

He's not like a bad guy from a cartoon, all devious but never quite evil, Not Brent is bad beans, man, bad beans.

Dethtron: "Again I feel obliged to remind you that trying to sound smart only works if you are."

MVB: "I am not one to join the unwashed masses of self-titled 40k experts out there distributing advice from their blogs about exactly how your list should be built..."

Shiner Bock on tap: that's how I choose hotels.

Strictly Average: The Home of Hugs and Gropings.

Don't feed the trolls!

MoD: "Welcome to Brent's head."

Competitive is Consistent.

Dethtron: "...you could use that extra time to figure out a way to get your panties unbunched and perform a sandectomy on your vagina."

Dethtron: “When calling someone an idiot, it's generally best to avoid making grammatical mistakes.”

Warboss Stalin: "You know, if it actually WAS funny, maybe I wouldn't mind."

Mike Brandt: "It's not a successful bachelor party if you don't misplace someone".

"The Master Manipulator (every store needs one): "...now, enough stroking."

Kirby: "I don't know about gropings. Seriously, Brent, keep it in the pants, please."

Loquacious: "No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get Hugs & Gropings or Stalks Jawaballs into Brent's little tribute."

Captain Kellen: "I rate this article a Brent on the Faith Hill to Nancy Pelosi scale!"

Drathmere: "Come for the balls, stay for the Brent? Kind of disturbing, man."

Go no further, lest thee see something thine eyes would fain look past!

Isabelle: "So, thank you for supporting your local and not so local unicorns. A noble gesture like that can show some scared kids out there that they don't have to hide from everyone and it's ok to be who they really are."

There is nothing more interesting than We The People... in all our beautiful, ugly glory!

On Internet Advice: You see, I have an almost religious belief that's it's a huge, colossal waste of time.

...I think I'll call it the Gun Shy Pattern Stormbuster, because after the Internet destroyed my first humble effort, I find I'm a bit worried about the reaction to this one.

Lauby: "Is it left over from that time you thought that you could just complete step one 12 times to meet the mandates of that court order?"

Not Brent: "I guess we'll have to read on and find out. Signed, Not Brent. Especially today."

Cynthia Davis: "I think the scrolling text is from Glen Beck's new book."

Grimaldi: "Spamming certain units creates interesting possibilities but also fatal weaknesses."

Purgatus: "Math can inform decisions. It cannot make decisions."

Thoughts? Comments? Hugs and gropings?

You'd be that much quicker to figure out what I mean when I refer to a Unicorn if I covered it in a rainbow flag.

SinSynn: (To Brent) "Curse you and your insidious influence on the internets..."

Dave G (N++): "You know you're an internet celebrity when your following is more akin to tabloids."

I prefer the term Internet Personality (or IP) myself, seeing as how I coined it.

Lauby: "Your attempt to humanize him as failed. I feel nothing but scorn for his beard - it's like a warcrime or something."

BBF: "I've always thought you are a good player but I finally figured out that you are a great player. It's hard to see sometimes because your personality is engaging, sincere and quite charming - to me that is kind of a rare combination."

'Clearly cheating?' I didn't misspeak: you jumped to conclusions. If you'd like to apologize I'll be happy to send you an autographed picture of my ass.


I thought I was doing alright before I realized I was losing.

Age and treachery beats youth and vigor every time.

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