Happy Greg The Warhammer Valentines Day

Okay, so it's been awhile since I've posted anything which doesn't matter because no one knows this site exists. Maybe we should call Brent a gamer girl to boost the blogs membership, shave his face and grow some hair who knows it might just work. Well this month we have moved up to 1500 pts and I am still using my chaos space marines. I played my three matches for the month and to my surprise I have won all three. This means that for the tournament next week I'll be playing against one of the other top players for round one. I've been told that the person that I will meet up with in the first round plays blood angels. My army is very assault orientated so it should be a good match up for me. Here is the list that I think I'll be taking in all of it's chaos glory.

2 Demon prince w/ wings, mark of slaanesh, and lash.

1 greater demon

10 man marines w/ 2meltas, chaos glory, sgt with power fist, in a rhino that has a havoc launcher.

8 man marines w/ 1 melta, chaos glory, sgt with power fist, in rhino that has a havoc launcher

8 man plague marines w/ 2 meltas personal icon, sgt w/ power fist, in a rhino that has a havac launcher.

5 lesser demons

3 obliterators in one squad

I hope to place in the top 3 but you never can tell. Sorry that I don't have any pictures from the games I've played but my camera died on me. Hopefully I'll have a new one by the tournament.


Brent said...

Whit, Whit, Whit... gone are the days I can joke about nobody reading the site except for my mother. You'd be surprised how much traffic we get - it's just the vast majority of bloggers peruse without commenting.

I'm asked Ron over at From the Warp for a spot on his blogroll; besides being a great blog, he has the best directory of blogs.

Not that your point isn't well taken; we'd have a ton more visitors if I was a cute, 20-something girl-gamer.

Don't get any ideas though - even if this is the internet, I won't do a gender-bender thing...

Col. Corbane said...

We are watching you .... honest ;-)

Big Whit said...

Brent be a man and take one for the team. Tuck your weiner like Buffalo Bob and post it. Gamer girl went from 10 followers to 99 in one day. Of course if she comes up missing they can use all of the mug shots from her followers list. I swear some of them had to have gone to glamour shots for their pics, good god. Holy crap I have to type manate for my word verification. See your own blogg wants to see you turn into a trany.

Big Whit said...

JWolf, sorry if you ruined another keyboard on this last post, just don't drink and blog.

(A new favorite!) Anon: I haven’t even bothered playing a game of 6th yet, cause I have read the rules, and actually understand how they interact with units. I know my armies no longer function how they should, and so I need to change them.

Strictly Average: 'cause 6-inches is all you get.

Stalking Jawaballs since 2009.

Jawaballs: "My butt just tightened up."

Brent, preferred 2-to-1 over Not Brent in a recent, scientific poll.

Brent: emptied the Kool Aid and DRINKING YOUR MILKSHAKE with an extra-long straw.

Unicorns don't exist.

Home of the Stormbuster, the Dyson Pattern Storm Raven.

I'm a comment whore and this whore is getting no play.

Not Brent hurts Brent's feelings.

I think, therefore I blog.

"You should stop writing for everyone else and worry about your crappy blog." - Anon.

Not Brent has been spotted lurking around with a green marker.

He's not like a bad guy from a cartoon, all devious but never quite evil, Not Brent is bad beans, man, bad beans.

Dethtron: "Again I feel obliged to remind you that trying to sound smart only works if you are."

MVB: "I am not one to join the unwashed masses of self-titled 40k experts out there distributing advice from their blogs about exactly how your list should be built..."

Shiner Bock on tap: that's how I choose hotels.

Strictly Average: The Home of Hugs and Gropings.

Don't feed the trolls!

MoD: "Welcome to Brent's head."

Competitive is Consistent.

Dethtron: "...you could use that extra time to figure out a way to get your panties unbunched and perform a sandectomy on your vagina."

Dethtron: “When calling someone an idiot, it's generally best to avoid making grammatical mistakes.”

Warboss Stalin: "You know, if it actually WAS funny, maybe I wouldn't mind."

Mike Brandt: "It's not a successful bachelor party if you don't misplace someone".

"The Master Manipulator (every store needs one): "...now, enough stroking."

Kirby: "I don't know about gropings. Seriously, Brent, keep it in the pants, please."

Loquacious: "No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get Hugs & Gropings or Stalks Jawaballs into Brent's little tribute."

Captain Kellen: "I rate this article a Brent on the Faith Hill to Nancy Pelosi scale!"

Drathmere: "Come for the balls, stay for the Brent? Kind of disturbing, man."

Go no further, lest thee see something thine eyes would fain look past!

Isabelle: "So, thank you for supporting your local and not so local unicorns. A noble gesture like that can show some scared kids out there that they don't have to hide from everyone and it's ok to be who they really are."

There is nothing more interesting than We The People... in all our beautiful, ugly glory!

On Internet Advice: You see, I have an almost religious belief that's it's a huge, colossal waste of time.

...I think I'll call it the Gun Shy Pattern Stormbuster, because after the Internet destroyed my first humble effort, I find I'm a bit worried about the reaction to this one.

Lauby: "Is it left over from that time you thought that you could just complete step one 12 times to meet the mandates of that court order?"

Not Brent: "I guess we'll have to read on and find out. Signed, Not Brent. Especially today."

Cynthia Davis: "I think the scrolling text is from Glen Beck's new book."

Grimaldi: "Spamming certain units creates interesting possibilities but also fatal weaknesses."

Purgatus: "Math can inform decisions. It cannot make decisions."

Thoughts? Comments? Hugs and gropings?

You'd be that much quicker to figure out what I mean when I refer to a Unicorn if I covered it in a rainbow flag.

SinSynn: (To Brent) "Curse you and your insidious influence on the internets..."

Dave G (N++): "You know you're an internet celebrity when your following is more akin to tabloids."

I prefer the term Internet Personality (or IP) myself, seeing as how I coined it.

Lauby: "Your attempt to humanize him as failed. I feel nothing but scorn for his beard - it's like a warcrime or something."

BBF: "I've always thought you are a good player but I finally figured out that you are a great player. It's hard to see sometimes because your personality is engaging, sincere and quite charming - to me that is kind of a rare combination."

'Clearly cheating?' I didn't misspeak: you jumped to conclusions. If you'd like to apologize I'll be happy to send you an autographed picture of my ass.


I thought I was doing alright before I realized I was losing.

Age and treachery beats youth and vigor every time.

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