(No, I'm not talking about my Storm Raven. I like it anyway.)
It doesn't matter! All of it is made worthwhile by you, my adoring public!
Stelek has ZombYs who faithfully post. Fritz has a loyal readership who email him questions for consideration. Bell of Lost Souls has a staff of dedicated authors toiling away. Jawaballs has me.
It doesn't matter, because I have you. I bask in the warm glow of your appreciation.
Such as this, posted just yesterday by a loving reader, taking the time out of his day to drop this gem on a past topic...
- That movie was the shit!!! One of my all time favs. Don't listen to this schmegma tasting faggot. Go and buy the movie and book. Thats right....both of em because they are genious. To Brent- You are a fucking douche. Please god go jump off a building and try and land on some minorities with the same thoughts as you. Eat shit and die.
Ah, the love! It makes it all worthwhile!
Before you go, Practical John, I wanted to point out that you misspelled genius. Also smegma. That's pretty hard to do with a spell-checker, don't you think? You should always capitalize 'God' and your ellipses doesn't require a period. You need an apostrophe for the contraction 'that is.' The myriad other errors I'll chalk up to your unique, personal style of expression. Thanks for stopping by!
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Ha! The fact that someone freaked out over Starship Troopers enough to write that is just priceless... wow, thanks for making my day. What a time to be alive, eh?
lol, {^}
Brent...I do adore you...
I'm watching you...even now...
Brent,
what can I really say, it makes everything worth while! right?
Starship Troopers? all that was in defense of Starship Troppers?
The mind boggles.
...and to be fair, that film was absolutely dreadful.
Ah but Starship Troopers 3 kicked major Nid (?!) butt.
Oh and God is only capitalized when you are talking about the Christian God. In all other instances (unless at the head of a sentence), ala the Greek god Dionysus or the Indian god Shiva it is lower case.
He was talking about the Christian God. Nowhere in his post did he come anywhere close to a coherent thought. Everyone who has read it is now dumber. I award him no points and may God have mercy on his soul.
I can see how this comment turned into a post--each time I come across it, it gets funnier. Somehow I now have it in my head that PracticalJohn has a handlebar moustache, a mullet, and would be a lot of fun to watch Starship Troopers with, provided we had copious amounts of beer, which is a given in the case of Practical John. He also seems like the kind of guy who actually would eat shit right before dying if someone asked him to, whereas most of us would probably prefer to skip straight to the death.
Thanks for the laugh, "schmegma [sic]" -breath. :D If you ever find out which minorities this guy hates, let us know; should be good for another laugh. Gotta love the haters! Otherwise the terrorist have one! I mean won!
The whole thing absolutely slays me, it really does. I seriously giggle like a kid every time I read it.
I agree with Mr. TV, er... Herr Fernseher - PracticalJohn would make Starship Trooper a fantastic movie experience.
He'd squeeze the shit out of that Natty Light during the communal shower scene, shooting foam straight into the air, exclaiming, "Check out them shit-eating grins! god damn!"
I'm going to get a ton of mileage off this comment, I promise you that.
lol and what brought on this sugar rush fit then Brent from Practical John who lacks grammar and spelling abilities.
LOL. Hate mail, and being trolled, are funny.
While I do not agree with everything FanaticalJohn said I cant help but think that the movie itself was decent at the least. No it wasnt an award winner but a decent time killer, but then again, I liked Judge Dread and I put The Usual Suspects at the top of my movie list!
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