Pictures, For No Apparent Reason

These are from the Mighty Mighty Carlos' vast collection of Imperial Fist.  Obviously these aren't finished, but this picture is from an RTT ages ago - 4 years, maybe - and he won something for it.

No idea.  I have thousands of pictures of events over the years.  If I had to guess, I'd say it is from Wargames Con.

The Master Manipulator (every store needs one) does something special each Thanksgiving.  This is from last year's Rhino Road Race.  Fun stuff!


Anonymous said...

the second one is Paul DeMars's forsaken/cult of death Nurgle marines played at bolscon 2 years ago

SAJ said...

Nice pics...Carlos's IF are increasing my desire to have my own IF contingent.
Anything on the board for this Thanksgiving?

Grimnar Angband said...

Explain how the Rhino race worked, that looks rather interesting.

If it is fun I might incorperate it into my own "Tanksgiving" celebrations. (See, I made a pun. Its funny now!)

folkert said...

I second the rhino races rules request! tell us, sounds like loads of fun :D

Big Whit said...

It was a blast, but I can't remember the rules. Maybe the MM will post the rules if you bug him enough. I don't think he is planning an event this year, but I'd love to play something like killzone.

Gauthic said...

Yeah I think that a KillZone/TurkeyHunt event might be in order, hehe

Master Manipulator (every store needs one) said...

The rhino road rage rules were something I threw together because I did not want to do the typical Tanksgiving thing. I will see if I can find the rules. Maybe a good thing to make a post out of on my blog.

The basics being each rhino would move a certain number of d6s each round. You could increase or decrease that by 1d6 per round, but all movement was in straight lines and turns required DTs. There were 2 movement phases and 1 shooting phases. In the pictures you can see little blue squares. They are weapons or power up type of things.

I ran this a week or so before turkey day as a test and it went over pretty well, but my "friends" all decided not to show for the actual event. Well not entirely... but I give the ones that missed quite a bit of guff about not being there.

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