" ...sir."
"Is the operating room sanitized?"
"Negative."
"Good. Bio-mecha-constructs thrive on challenges to their immune systems."
"I'll spit on the instruments."
"Good man."
"Wow! That is one enormous unwrapped Hentai-class appendage."
"You're looking at him upside down."
"I haven't seen anything like that since we worked on Bjorn the Fell-Clawed."
"The Brotherhood Dreadnought?"
"The very same. His Red Rocket Punch has to be seen to be believed."
"I'll take your word for it."
"There! His leg is all fixed. Reattach the tail, slap on some green stuff and touch up the paint. I've even repurposed the Green Stuff Industries tentacle."
"Is that the awesome Green Stuff Industries Tentacle Maker you're referring to?"
"Why, yes it is! You'd think it was a sponsored product or something."
"Surgery complete. Let's enjoy a cold Shiner Bock, people."
It makes me shudder that anyone like you allowed near surgical instruments with your dedication to mediocrity. you know what would show those bad ole Trolls? Writing better articles.
ReplyDeleteBoy, you've shown me!
ReplyDeleteI'll quit immediately.
It's great to see you putting the TMs to good use! Also, thanks for the free advertising!
ReplyDeleteI can't decide what is worse: Your painting, your muddled thinking or your poor writing skills.
ReplyDeleteTriple tie for last place!
The most frightening thing I can imagine for a patient, is you looming over them as they go under anesthesia. If their surgery turn out anything like your models it would be a wonder if any of them survive a week afterwards.
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