Gamer Porn

"What," says our hero, waking upon a new day fresh with excitement and two days removed from a misunderstood rant, "is this I see in the mail, arrived just today from France?"

*heartbeat quickens.  palms are sweaty.  it cannot arrive too soon...*

*Aaaaahhhh!*

"I am content," says our hero, feeling slightly dirty, "I am content."