Jawaballs.
When the cops caught me in your yard, did I hold that beating against you?
No.
When I asked if you would check in with me before leaving the state (yours, not mine) and you said, "Who are you again?" did I hold that against you?
No. (A little.)
When you came to me and said, "Brent ('cause you know my name now, I'm sure of it) we should totally team up and win the Team Tournament at BoLSCon 2010 (to be held in the last weekend of July in Austin, TX)!" didn't I say, "Jawaballs!" over and over again, like a slightly demented recording?
NO BECAUSE THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
It should have.
You have spurned my net-stalking for the last time. Fritz proved susceptible to my badgering, plus a hefty bribe, and we're coming for you! I know you're teaming with Goatboy, but I'm fairly sure he'll be swimming in beer by the time we meet at high noon at BoLSCon 2010 (to be held in the last weekend of July in Austin, TX - register now!)... it's showdown time.
I have to get your attention in one way or another. I leave you with this totally disturbing, creepy image that I'm sure will leaving you quaking in fear.
Brent
(PS: did you notice the shameless plugs?)
ROFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteThat's great Brent! We, the patrons of Strictly Average demand lots of photographic evidence and video of this throw-down!
-Jim
The one at the convention and not in Jawaballs front yard!
ReplyDeleteI just need to pay off JWolf so we definetly face them in the tourney, and get goatboy sauced the night before!
ReplyDeleteBe careful, Brent might try to put a ruffy in Jawaballs drink and you might lose your partner. I guess if that happens you could always pick up Goatboy if he is not to hungover.
ReplyDeleteSo this Fritz vs. Jawaballs Apocalypse game...think there's any chance we can talk them into orgnanizing their forces into battalions which observe the force organization chart? If so, I might actually have a reason to finish painting my 10,000 points of Eldar. (If only to loan some of it to you!)
ReplyDeleteSo this Fritz vs. Jawaballs Apocalypse game...think there's any chance we can talk them into orgnanizing their forces into battalions which observe the force organization chart? If so, I might actually have a reason to finish painting my 10,000 points of Eldar. (If only to loan some of it to you!)
ReplyDeleteBrent, it's good to know you worry me less than Chum and TKE...dear me that is disturbing!
ReplyDeleteI always play better sauced! hahahh
ReplyDeleteThat you do Goat!
ReplyDeleteFear not - I've not forgotten you. I've worked up some Goat Angel casualties as well.
I just haven't wanted to post them since that's included in the article I sent Bell for consideration. I've not heard anything, so it's looking like perhaps my article isn't something they're looking for...
If that's the case, I will (pretend to) be totally resentful and use it to spur greater heights of (faux) outrage!